The Pregnant Blonde

The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy. I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, β€œI have some really great news!” I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!

I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!”

Then she said, “There’s more.”

I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have twins amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said…

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laughβ€œThat was the easy part. I went to the pharmacy and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack, both tests came out positive!”

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Yep, she’s having twins. I’m a blonde and this make perfect sense to me.

    Have a terrific day Steve. πŸ™‚

  2. Binky says:

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    Luckily they didn’t have a six-pack.

  3. Rosey says:

    Whoa to the poor children. I hope they’ve got good teachers at school. πŸ˜‰

  4. Rhonda Albom says:

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    Yep, I had to re-read the first line to see if she was a blonde. Sure enough, she was.

  5. mimi says:

    While she might be able to handle having twins, i’m not so sure more than one kid would want to handle her! Heeheehee!