Premature Ejaculation

Saturday Quickie (Excuse the pun)

Premature Ejaculation Problem

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.

In response, the doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.”

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the celebrated 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, “How did it go?”

The man answered, “Not that well. When I fired the pistol, my wife sh*t on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick, and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air.”


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahaha. Now that’s a fine mess indeed (pun intended).

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Greg says:

    Funny! Another good one Steve! Well I’ll bet he doesn’t have to worry about premature ejaculation anymore…He probably doesn’t have to worry about sex at all!
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  3. Con Artist Trickster
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    LOL!!! That’s so hilarious in so many levels, imagining that Ouch!, Ouch!, and What the heck! in a single moment.
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  4. Lainy says:

    Hahahahaha! Now his problem has just ended, LOL!

  5. Russ
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    You out did yourself with this one Steve. I couldn’t stop laughing. I can still picture the naked neighbor in the closet with his hands up.

  6. Wow that was bad, funny though.