A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured to the right.→ She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.

On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Forty,” she replied. 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Good one Steve.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  2. Jackie says:

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    LOL…triple! This is another good one! Thanks for the laugh!

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    That would do it. At least she will die happy.

  4. Joyce says:

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    This is an oldy but a goody.

  5. Mike says:

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    Oh, but what a 40 it’s been.

  6. Shane says:

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    Yikes! That is a scary thought.