A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured to the right.→ She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Forty,” she replied. 
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Bwahahahahahahaha. Good one Steve.
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She is obviously deluded LOL
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LOL…triple! This is another good one! Thanks for the laugh!
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That would do it. At least she will die happy.
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That’s true heheh!
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This is an oldy but a goody.
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Yeah defintely a goody Joyce
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Oh, but what a 40 it’s been.
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Looks like it too heheh!
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Yikes! That is a scary thought.