Whatever Happened To Proofreading

These made me giggle

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 😯

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahaha. Oops! I love them all.

    Thanks for featuring Comedy Plus again too. I appreciate it very much.

    Have a fabulous day. πŸ™‚
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  2. Mike
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    Those are funny and sad at the same time.
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  3. Mike Golch
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    good ones.
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  4. Rhonda
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    These are great. I must be tired, as my favorite one was: “Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft”
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    Studies show that people who comment on your blog are visiting it.
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  6. merlmd
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    either, the editors are, one: sleeping on the job…two: too lazy to think of good headlines…three: thoughtless and witless :))

    But you’re right the last one is priceless…

    PS. The ESPN fired the editor who wrote “Chink in the Armor” headline on Jeremy Lin.
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  7. Dawn says:

    Awesome, tho there are some sad headlines. Thank you for the chuckle, I needed that! I liked them all but especially like the Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over πŸ™‚ Some things the public doesn’t need to know hahaha.

    Oh and I will shout hallelujah, oh sorry I just need to check the box-I can do that!
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  8. Shane says:

    Those are funny! great way to start out the day with some laughs.

  9. Art of RetroCollage
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    These are my favorite posts! They make me LOL
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