Whatever Happened To Proofreading

These made me giggle

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 😯



10 Responses to “Whatever Happened To Proofreading”

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    February 23, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Bwahahahahaha. Oops! I love them all.

    Thanks for featuring Comedy Plus again too. I appreciate it very much.

    Have a fabulous day. 🙂

  2. Mike
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    February 23, 2012 at 6:29 pm

    Those are funny and sad at the same time.

  3. Mike Golch
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    February 24, 2012 at 5:17 am

    good ones.

  4. Rhonda
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    February 24, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    These are great. I must be tired, as my favorite one was: “Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft”

  5. Joyce
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    February 25, 2012 at 3:34 am

    Studies show that people who comment on your blog are visiting it.

  6. merlmd
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    February 25, 2012 at 6:05 am

    either, the editors are, one: sleeping on the job…two: too lazy to think of good headlines…three: thoughtless and witless :))

    But you’re right the last one is priceless…

    PS. The ESPN fired the editor who wrote “Chink in the Armor” headline on Jeremy Lin.

  7. Dawn says:
    February 26, 2012 at 5:28 am

    Awesome, tho there are some sad headlines. Thank you for the chuckle, I needed that! I liked them all but especially like the Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over 🙂 Some things the public doesn’t need to know hahaha.

    Oh and I will shout hallelujah, oh sorry I just need to check the box-I can do that!

  8. Shane says:
    February 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    Those are funny! great way to start out the day with some laughs.

  9. Art of RetroCollage
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    March 13, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    These are my favorite posts! They make me LOL