Puns To Make You Go Erm II

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Puns To Make You Go erm some old some new

When chemists die, apparently they barium.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York ‘s police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro – what a rip off!


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  1. Puns are amazing! Here in Australia they’re often called ‘Dad Jokes’, but I think they’re still good hahaha
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  2. Rosey says:

    These are fun. I like word funnies. Have a great weekend. πŸ™‚

  3. Comedy Plus
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    I love puns. They are clever.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. πŸ™‚
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  4. mimi says:

    Puns can be the cleverest form of humor, and i like these!
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  5. Rhonda Albom
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    I must be really tired, because these are really funny.