Puns To Make You Go Erm I


Puns To Make You Go erm some old some new

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it….

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool ..

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore. 🙄

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  1. mimi says:

    Puns are for the birds, but i can’t tern any, and i won’t be bittern about it!

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Some of these are very clever. Yes indeed.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂

  3. Rhonda Albom says:

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    these are so bad they are funny. Thanks for the gigles.