Quality Assurance

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A fella goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex.

The foreman takes him ’round the plant and shows him all the machinery and offers him the job.

“What will the role entail exactly?” Asks the interviewee.

“Well”, says the foreman, “you have to check 1 in a hundred”, and proceeds to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches it, holds it up to the lights, then places it over his penis and calls the secretary over.

She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers down and bends over.

The foreman gives her a jolly good rogering; after he’s finished he removes the prophylactic, stretches it, holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes.

“Easy as that”, he says.

“When do I start?” asks the fella, unable to believe his luck.

“Monday, 8am sharp!”

Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wank, I mean a wink all Sunday night, and is outside the Durex factory waiting to get in at 6.30am

Anyway, the production line starts up and the fella faithfully counts out 100 ribbed black mambo’s, (lubricated with sensodol for extra comfort). He picks up the 101st, stretches it, holds it up to the light to check for holes then pulls it over his old man and calls the secretary over.

Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and proceeds to rigorously masturbate him.

Rather startled and confused, the fella just looks at the secretary who says…

“Sorry, company policy. You’ve got to work a week in hand”

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  1. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog
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    PMFSLMFAO – That has definitely put a smile on my face 🙂

  2. Alpha-jokes says:

    Such efficiency is the need of manhood
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  3. Russ
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    See you have to work your way up to the top.LOL
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  4. Now that really is a week in hand! At least after the week is up he is onto the serious stuff…
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  5. I’m damn sure the next 7 days would be like 7 years for fella… 😉
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  6. Lainy says:

    Hahahahaha! What an agony to be doing hand job for a week! LOL! Oh well at least he will get promoted a week after that, no more hand jobs, Bwahahahahahaha!

  7. Self Sagacity
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    My goodness. What luck this guy has. Smiles.
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