Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When done, you have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the
bible… Is that true? Where is it?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
“And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt ….”
Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..
Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “Gosh, I remember all these!”
SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humour, RIGHT?
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Twitter ID: PetroNeagu
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Smile? One can wet their pants laughing their heart out, Steve 🙂 Smile is not the right word over here 🙂
Great post!
Twitter ID: bethere2day
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I hope you didn’t make too much of a mess Petro
Thanks for stopping by 🙂
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Twitter ID: mycomedyplus
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Bwahahahahahahaha. Hubby and I both loved all of these.
Have a terrific day Steve filled with lots of laughter. 🙂
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Twitter ID: bethere2day
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Haha! glad they made you both larf Sandee
Have a lovely day too 🙂
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Twitter ID: unofficialcblog
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If only I had a basement LOL
Twitter ID: bethere2day
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If only I had crow’s feet….oops! I have 😉
Have a good weekend Ian 🙂
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Twitter ID: Joyce_Lansky
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Although I’m a spry 51 year-old spring chicken, I can relate to a lot of these.
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Twitter ID: bethere2day
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You surpassed yourself this time Joyce LMFAO
Have a sprytastic day
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Twitter ID: RhondaAlbom
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too funny, and so true, and I’m still in my 50s 🙂
Thanks for the laughs
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Twitter ID: bethere2day
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I’m still in my 50’s too……..just about
Have a brilliantay day Rhonda 😉
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