Questions Answered

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When done, you have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the
bible… Is that true? Where is it?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
“And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt ….”

Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate?

A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking?

A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores?

A: “Gosh, I remember all these!”

SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humour, RIGHT?

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  1. Petro Neagu
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    Smile? One can wet their pants laughing their heart out, Steve 🙂 Smile is not the right word over here 🙂
    Great post!

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Hubby and I both loved all of these.

    Have a terrific day Steve filled with lots of laughter. 🙂
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  3. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog
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    If only I had a basement LOL

  4. Joyce
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    Although I’m a spry 51 year-old spring chicken, I can relate to a lot of these.
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  5. Rhonda
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    too funny, and so true, and I’m still in my 50s 🙂
    Thanks for the laughs
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