Quick Thinking

A senior citizen drove his brand new Jaguar convertible out of the car salesroom.

Taking off down the motorway, He floored it to 160kmh, enjoying the wind rushing through what little hair he had left.

“Amazing!” he thought as he blew down the motorway, enjoying punishing the pedal to the fullest extent even more.

Looking into his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

“I can easily get away from him – no problem!” thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 180kmh, then 220 then 240kmh.

But all of a sudden, he realised the hard fact: “What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!”

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling up behind him, the police officer walked to the driver’s side of the Jaguar, looked at his watch and said,
“Sir, this is Friday today and I’ll be off duty in another 10 minutes to enjoy my weekend. So if you can give me a valid reason why you were speeding, I’ll let you go.”

The old man, after a thought and looking seriously at the policeman, replied in a dignified tone:
“Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a GOOD day, Sir”, uttered the policeman

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    Who says senior citizen lose their memory with increasing age??? πŸ˜‰

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  2. Russ says:

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    I agree. You have her, now you have to keep her.

  3. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Perfect response and I’m sure no ticket was issued. I love it.

    Have a terrific day. πŸ™‚

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  4. Greg says:

    Now that was an original response! I’ll be sure to try that one when i get pulled over again. If it doesn’t work though Steve you have to pay my speeding ticket.

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  5. My Sweetie Dark Chocolate says:

    Hahaha! A brilliant response it was! πŸ™‚

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  6. Don E. Chute says:

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    Pretty Original.

    A true ‘Outlaw ‘ never would have been caught in the first place.

    Happy Trails too you…

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    A perfect answer and one which I can totally understand.

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  8. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    Now that was quick thinking!

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  9. Lainy says:

    Hahaha! He brilliantly got away with it! Senility serves its purpose at times, LOL!

  10. Alpha-jokes says:

    Surely the old man got some expereiece from life

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