A Quickie – The Wrong Way

Pensioner Freddie Barelegs was driving down the M4 motorway his mobile phone rang, on answering he heard his wife Fanny Barelegs voice urgently warning him,
“Freddie, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the M4 motorway eastbound..please be careful!”
It’s not just one car,” said Freddie. “It’s hundreds of them!”


 What do you call a woman who always burns her debts?…Bernadette  👿

 What do you call a bloke buried in leaves?…Russell  👿

Yes I know you can groan now LOL…have a tanfastical Thursday


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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Bless his heart.

    You have a tanfastical Thursday too. 🙂

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  2. I’m surprised that his wife warned him. ha,ha,ha.

    Have a thoughtful Thursday my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Maybe he needs another driving lesson.

    Love the puns!

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