She Recognised Him

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can’t look that old?
 
angry ladyMy name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .
‘Yes, yes i did. I’m a morganner! ‘he beamed with pride.
‘When did you leave to go to college?’ I asked
He answered, in 1965.. Why do you ask?
‘You were in my class!’ I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. then the ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat arsed, grey haired, decrepit, bastard asked..
 

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  1. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    May 14, 2015 at 2:45 pm

    Ha,ha,ha. Now that was funny one especially from a me, a retired teacher. I’ve never had that happen to me. Only from former students.
    Have a takeingiteasytastic day, Yes it’s quite a mouthful to say my friend and I have large mouth. Ha,ha,ha. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  2. Comedy Plus
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    May 14, 2015 at 2:49 pm

    Bwahahahahahahaha. I guess they both looked pretty bad.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Indah Nuria Savitrii
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    May 14, 2015 at 3:51 pm

    noooo…it’s a disaster :)…how could he say so hehehe

  4. cube says:
    May 14, 2015 at 7:37 pm

    Lol. Guilty.

  5. mimi says:
    May 14, 2015 at 8:52 pm

    Heeheehee! Yep, he has no clue how awful he looks!
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  6. Ronnie Peace
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    May 15, 2015 at 2:46 pm

    I’m glad I trolled on by this. All smiles
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  7. Jason
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    May 15, 2015 at 4:30 pm

    Biting comment.

  8. Rhonda Albom
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    May 23, 2015 at 10:34 am

    That would be a nightmare for any woman.
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