While I was driving along the motorway the other day,
(going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car,
and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked:
“Runway too short?”
To which I replied, “I’m late for work.”
To which he asked, “What do you do?”
“I’m a rectum stretcher,” I responded.
The copper was surprised and confused. “A what?
A rectum stretcher??**
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?”
“Well,” I said, “I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly, but surely stretch the hole, until it’s about 6 feet.”
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously,
And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?”
To which I politely replied, “You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge…” 😯
Twitter ID: Joyce_Lansky
That would get one out of a ticket … not!
Twitter ID: bethere2day
@ Joyce
A big ticket too heheh!
Twitter ID: RhondaAlbom
Sounds like a one way trip to jail to me. LOL – great joke. Thanks for linking up 🙂
Twitter ID: bethere2day
@ Rhonda
Thanks for the linky 🙂
One way trip to jail for sure. Maybe a stop at the hospital to remove the cops boot out of your arse.. LOL
Have a great day!
Twitter ID: bethere2day
@ Steve
How did you know that Steve? LOL
Twitter ID: grampyandyou
No Ticket for sure. A little jail time instead.LOL
Twitter ID: bethere2day
@ Russ
A heavy fine too lol 🙂