The Reluctant Pharmacist

pharmacistA nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,

“I’d like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained,
“Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, that’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail!
all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription..” :mrgreen:

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Well, there you go. I think she can off his wife too.

    Have a fantabulastic day Steve. 🙂
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  2. Rhonda Albom
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    I sure didn’t see that coming. Really funny. Thanks for the laughs.
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  3. Haha, good one :).
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  4. Binky
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    Don’t mess with a pharmacist’s wife.
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