A man and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
He said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff.”
She looked at him and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”

12 Responses to “Remarry?”

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  1. June Zach says:

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    Bwahahahaha! The “No Comment” comment. LOL

  2. Greg says:

    All’s I can say is I LMAO! Another good one Steve.

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    Another classic one Steve…and hopefully if I ever get married again it wont be to a……

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    Ha! I had to read that out loud to my husband. 😉

  5. Kids island@Nurseries Dubai says:

    thats ok.

  6. Trisha @ Dentist in Birmingham says:

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    I totally agree with you, Lauren is a teaser 😛 lol

  7. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    Love the picture quote bubbles!

  8. Gary Corbett says:

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    Haha, good stuff. Appreciate the original image there!