Remarry?

A man and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
He said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff.”
She looked at him and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”

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  1. Gary Corbett says:

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    Haha, good stuff. Appreciate the original image there!

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  2. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    Love the picture quote bubbles!

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  3. Trisha @ Dentist in Birmingham says:

    @ Stevebethere

    I totally agree with you, Lauren is a teaser 😛 lol

  4. Kids island@Nurseries Dubai says:

    thats ok.

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    Ha! I had to read that out loud to my husband. 😉

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    Another classic one Steve…and hopefully if I ever get married again it wont be to a……

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  7. Greg says:

    All’s I can say is I LMAO! Another good one Steve.

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  8. June Zach says:

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    Bwahahahaha! The “No Comment” comment. LOL

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