Rocket Science And Chickens

Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story apparently)

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all traveling at maximum velocity.
The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
Windshields of their new high speed trains.
Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer’s back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow..

The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.
You’re going to love this……

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:

“Defrost the chicken.”

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  1. Christy
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    Defrost the chicken. Bahahahaha! Oh it probably shouldn’t make me laugh so, but it really does,
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Leave it to a yank.

    Have a terrific day. πŸ™‚
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  3. June Zach
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    Nyahahaha! Made me laugh! LOL πŸ˜€

    Steve, thanks for your all out support! You rock man! πŸ˜‰
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  4. Greg says:

    They should have provided a manual! Bahahaha!
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  5. gtyyup says:

    Very good…we all need a good laugh on Wednesday!! Have a good one~
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  6. Da Dude says:

    They should have contacted the Mythbusters on the Discovery Channel. They built a chicken gun several years ago. It was a fun episode.

  7. Art of RetroCollage
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    Lol! A good laugh is a nice way to start the day.

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