Saturday Giggle – Welsh Wedding

ShockedDai proposed to Megan and it was accepted. “But” added Megan “before we get married I must tell you something dreadful about my past life”.
“No,” said Dai, “I won’t hear of it. You can tell me after we’re married.”

After they were married and had set off for their honeymoon in Porthcawl, Megan again brought up the subject of her “dreadful secret”.
“No,” said Dai, “it can wait. Tell me when we’re in bed together, that’ll be soon enough.”
That night as they got into bed Megan declared “Well, Dai, now I really do have to tell you my secret. You see, I’m a virgin.”
Dai didn’t say a word but put on his clothes and travelled all the way back to his mother’s house.
“Dai!” said his mother, “what are you doing here, you’re supposed to be on your honeymoon.”
“It’s no good”, said Dai, “I’ve had to leave Megan; it turns out she’s a virgin.”
“Well, Dai,” said his mother, “in that case you were quite right to come home.If she’s not good enough for the rest of the village she’s not good enough for you.” 😯


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  1. I’m not sure what to say about that comment except that Dai is a stupid man to listen to his mother in this case.
    Have a virginistic Saturday stevebethere. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul and I’m not a virgin any more ( 42 years )

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Good grief.

    Have a virgintastic day Steve. 🙂
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  3. I don’t get this one, maybe I just don’t care for raunchy humor like this. Have a great weekend.

  4. Tony McGurk
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    What a strange lad Dai is eh? He should be pleased
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  5. mimi says:

    You would think he’d feel special, but anyway, some people’s standards! Heeheehee!
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