Saturday Giggle

Some oldies

laugh3Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical.
A few days later the doctor ‘phones and says “Paddy, you realise you’ve got sugar diabetes.”
Paddy says, “Nice one, when do I fight him?”
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It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey.
But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about
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Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself.
He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says
“Don’t laugh, your next!!”
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An Irishman was asked: What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive ?”
“That’s easy” he said “Popeye kicked the shit out of them!!”
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Little boy gets home from school and says “Dad, I’ve got a part in the school play as a man who’s been married for 25 years.”
His Dad replies “Never mind Son. Maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part!!”
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Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.
Paddy says “Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too.”
Mick agrees “I’m ordering one right now”
3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick “Has your woman turned up yet?”
“No” said Mick “but it shouldn’t be long now though.
Her clothes arrived yesterday!!
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A ​dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks
” I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?”
The doctor replies “Yes, but you will have to be a little patient”.

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Her clothes arrived yesterday. Bwahahahahahaha. That’s my favorite one.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  2. Rhonda Albom
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    These are great. My favorites: Paddy and the gun and the gorgeous women. Thanks for featuring me 🙂
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