Saturday Giggle – The Navy Chef

ChefAn admiral visits one of the ships under his command.
While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.
He went to the chef to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command.
The chef replied, “Well, sir, after each one is cut out I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the insignia.”
Horrified the admiral exclaims, “That’s very unhygienic!”
The chef shrugs, and replies, “If you feel that way sir, I suggest you avoid the doughnuts.”


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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Twisted, but funny.
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  2. I wonder how he makes the hot dog buns? He,he,he. Have a wonderful sunny funny day stevebethere. See ya.

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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Yikes.

    Have a fantabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  4. mimi says:

    Hint taken! Heeheehee and Ugh!
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  5. Oooh, naughty but funny 🙂
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  6. Tony McGurk
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    He he he he… As an ex-Navy man I am now pondering the consequences this joke has on my past…

    For some reason your CommentLuv only finds my blog posts & not my comic posts. Are you using the free version or the premium? Just curious Steve as I’ve come across this on other sites too. I have the premium version & it detects comic post types as well as regular posts.
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  7. LOL! Good one (no I’m not going near the donuts)!
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