Scotch With Two Drops Of Water

whisky-waterA lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.’
The bartender says ‘Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.’
As the woman finishes her drink the woman to her right says ‘I would like to buy you a drink, too.’
The old woman says ‘Thank you bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.’
‘Coming up’ says the bartender
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says ‘I would like to buy you one, too.’ the old woman says ‘Thank you’
Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.”Coming right up’ the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says ‘Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?’
The old woman replies ‘Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how to hold your liquor… Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.’ :mrgreen:

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  1. Marcia
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    Ha! Love this, Steve! Laughing yet seriously wondering if it works. Just might have to give it a try. 🙂
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. My kind of gal.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Joyce
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    Yep. I’m sure that’s right.
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  4. Binky
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    I think she should cut back on the water.
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  5. mimi says:

    At her age, i’m sure she knows Scotch is better neat anyway! Good one.
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  6. catskillblogger
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    That made me giggle.
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  7. Poor drunk old lady, will still have trouble holding that water with all those drops.
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