Screams Of Passion

fashion passionAn Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion.

The Italian said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non-stop for five minutes.”

The Frenchman said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight.”

The Aussie said: That’s nothing! Last night I massaged my wife, y’know, all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours.”

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, “Two full hours? …Wow! That’s phenomenal. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?”

The Aussie replied, “I wiped my hands on the curtains.” 😯

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  1. Abelle │ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    And there will be more screaming in the morning ;o)

  2. Carol
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    I am surprised that there was screaming for only two hours, I would have managed much more than that.
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. That would do it.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂
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  4. Rosey says:

    Definitely a good reason to scream for two hours, curtains cost a small fortune! 😉

  5. Joyce
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    Yep. That would do it.
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