Seamus And Bessie

An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry and was suing the lorry company. In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus..

Solicitor

‘Now didn’t you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’

Seamus

‘Well , I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow Bessie into the…’

Solicitor

‘I didn’t ask for any details , just answer the question. Did you not tell the police officer at the scene of the accident, “I’m fine !” ?’

Seamus

‘Well, I had just got Bessie into the sidecar and I was driving down the road…..’

The solicitor interrupted again and said,

‘Your Honour , I am trying to establish the fact that , at the scene of the accident this man told the police that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.’

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus’s answer and said to the solicitor:

‘I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow Bessie’.

Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded.

‘Well as I was saying , I had just loaded Bessie , my favourite cow , into the sidecar and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop sign and hit me right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt very bad like and didn’t want to move. However , I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her condition , he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the policeman came charging across the road , gun still in hand , looked me up and down , and said
‘How badly are you hurt?’

‘Now what the fuck would you have said’?

🙂 Have a fun weekend 🙂


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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahaha. I would have said the very same thing. Bwahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂
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  2. Steve that is so funny. Thank god for the Irish and their contribution to comedy!
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  3. Con Artist Trickster
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    That’s a wise Mr. Seamus. LOL!!
    I’m sure even the solicitor couldn’t have a better answer.
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  4. Russ
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    Looking a smoking gun in his hand I believe I would have said the same.

  5. Greg says:

    Funny! Very wise decision indeed…
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  6. AVCr8teur
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    Haha, I would have said the same thing. 🙂
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  7. Sam @ Romantic Getaways says:

    Really! what else would he said at that time?? He simply uses his mind at that point.
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  8. Arslan Khan says:

    Nice joke

  9. Will says:

    I’m still laughing even though I have heard this one before. Very funny!
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  10. Joyce
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    Can’t say I blame him. LOL!
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