Self Explanatary

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

bottlewineAfter they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!”

The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”

She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police.”

Adam ate the apple, too!…Men will never learn!!


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  1. Woodsterman says:

    Yup, they’re sneaky like that.

  2. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Smart woman indeed.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  3. SmileWithMe says:

    What gentleman drinks half a bottle of wine before offering any to his “date”?

    An alcoholic?

  4. mimi says:

    Ouch! Heeheehee!
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  5. Joyce
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    I so saw that coming from that awful woman! LOL.
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  6. hahaha nice work, Steve!!
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  7. LO L – Brilliant.
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