Semper Tie

teacherA former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher, just before the school year started, he injured his back he was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school, the smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.

Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk, when a strong breeze made his tie flap he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

Dead silence…
The rest of the year went very smoothly. 😉


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  1. Rose says:

    Haha, one of the 5th grade teachers I used to work with said you don’t smile until Week #3. 🙂

  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. You bet the rest of the year went smoothly. I love it Steve.

    Have a stapletastic day. 🙂
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  3. Joyce says:

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    Perfect. I wish I could do that.
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    That would work, and really freak them out too 🙂
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