“Have you ever seen a twenty pound note all crumpled up?” asked the wife.
“No,” he said.
She gave him a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty pound note.
“Have you ever seen a fifty pound note all crumpled up?” she asked.
“No,” he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty pound note.
“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen 30,000 pounds all crumpled up?”
“No,” he said, intrigued…..
“Well, go and take a quick look in the garage.” she said 
Twitter ID: PetroNeagu
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He must have done something really, really bad. Don’t upset the wife, that’s rule number one
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Well that was a clever way to tell him she smashed up the car. Bwahahahahahahahaha.
Have a terrific day Steve.
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Oooooh. I was a little slow on this one. Ouch!
Thanks for the shout out!
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I was a bit slow on this one too. Poor expensive car.
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Just proofs that women can’t drive.
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