Sex In The Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device …… a vibrator! It was soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.

“You impotent bastard,” she screamed at him. “How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: “I’ll explain the toy …… you explain the kids.”

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  1. Russ says:

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    That did crack me up. I want to hear both explanations.

  2. Daria says:

    Sometimes you just don’t want to know… lol

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    Ha Ha Ha….. speechless this time. 😀

  4. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Oops. She has some explaining to do.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

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  6. says:

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    LOL! that’s a good one! it has been a long time. been busy lately but glad that I am never disappointed whenever I dropped by here 🙂

  7. Don E. Chute says:

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    Oh Lucy….you’ve got some splainin to do!

    Wonderfully Funny this am, before coffee. Have a great week-end…


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    LOL – good one. Love the punch line.

  9. iTunes App Blog says:

    …you explain the kids…hahahaha…nice one, very nice one.

  10. umihoney says:

    That’s a good one.Thanks for sharing.

  11. Alpha-Jokes says:

    Hahah..well thats hell of a secret..

  12. Art of RetroCollage says:

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    Another good one, thanks!