She Is Irish And Blonde

And of all places in a casino

An attractive blonde from Cork arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”a s the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed… “Yes! Yes! I won, I won!” She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching?”

[box style=”alert”] MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ….. but all men… are men![/box]

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  1. Comedy Plus says:

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    Amen to that. Bwahahahahahaha.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂

  2. sisko says:

    Didn’t see that one comin. Next time I’m at the casino I’m gonna look out for her 🙂

  3. Greg says:

    That’s one way to assure victory! Hope they had the heat on!

  4. Mike@inflatable kayak says:

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    I was laughing my ass off …
    Unfortunately I could not repeat this for myself 😉

    Take care

  5. Russ says:

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    Great one Steve. I have seen it before but it still made me laugh.

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    LOL!!! Well, what do you expect…They’re men anyway. (Oops. I guess that’s including me.)

  7. Lainy says:

    Bwahahahaha! What a brilliant trick,LOL!