Short Sweet And Sometimes True

?1. I dialled a number and got the following recording:

“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes.”

2. His wife and him had words, But he didn’t get to use his.

3. Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

4. The irony of life is that, by the time You’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.

5. God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

6. I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

7. A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
“Mom” he asked, “are these my brains?”
“Not yet,” she replied. 🙄

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Number 3 is too often my life, but it was number 2 that really made me laugh.
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  2. Comedy Plus
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    Not yet. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Rosey says:

    ahhahahhahah on that last one!! And the one about finding your glasses without glasses is hilarious.

  4. Joyce
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    These are all good. I’ve experienced the glasses one.
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  5. mimi says:

    My Sweetie agrees with you about the glasses!
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