Signs

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Silly Signs

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
‘Dr. Jones, at your cervix.’

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In a Podiatrist’s office:
‘ Time wounds all heels.’

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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber’s truck:
‘We repair what your husband fixed.’

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On another Plumber’s truck:
‘Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.’

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On a Church’s Bill board:
‘7 days without God makes one weak.’

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At a Tyre Store
‘Invite us to your next blowout.’

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In a Non-smoking Area:
‘If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.’

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On a Maternity Room door:
‘Push. Push. Push.’

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At an Optometrist’ s Office:
‘If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.’

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On a Taxidermist’ s window:
‘We really know our stuff.’

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On a Fence:
‘Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!’

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At a Car Dealership:
‘The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.’

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
‘No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.’

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In a Vets waiting room:
‘Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!’

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In a Restaurant window:
‘Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.’

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
‘Drive carefully. We’ll wait..’

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And don’t forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
‘Best place in town to take a leak.’

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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
‘Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises’



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  1. Joyce says:

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    These were good. Thanks for sharing.
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  2. C0medy Plus says:

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    I love them all, but the last one is my favorite.

    Have a terrific day Steve. 🙂
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  3. Steve says:

    I was going to be a physical therapist but somebody screwed up the sign. It said, “The rapist”. Never got any business.
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  4. Rhonda says:

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    I love funny signs. These are great! Thanks for sharing and for linking up 🙂

    (Sorry I am so late to visit)

  5. Mike says:

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    Now these are funny, thanks for the laugh.
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