Silly Signs

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Did I read that sign right?
β€œTOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.”
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In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
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In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS…
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In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
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In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
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Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
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Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS…
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Spotted in a safari park:
(I sure hope so.)
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
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Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T
KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
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Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE
FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
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Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL
YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
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On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON
THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK.)
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?

πŸ˜› Have a signtastic day πŸ˜›

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    These are great. I love funny signs.
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  2. Caren Gittleman
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    these were just great! ALL of them! You are so right about “proofreading being a dying art”…I worked at a newspaper for many, many years and it was somewhat different before spellcheck (which I happen to hate).

    A few of those above are just downright hilarious! Have a great day!

  3. I really liked the one about the bull. Have the children wear red, bright red. Ha,ha,ha.
    Have a bright red day stevebethere. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus
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    People just don’t read what they write do they. They just couldn’t.

    Have a signtastic day Steve. πŸ™‚
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  5. Rosey says:

    lol It is funny to come across signs like these!

  6. Rocks
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    funny signs!! πŸ™‚ I am always on the look out for them:)
    you have a signtastic day too!
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  7. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Good ones!
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  8. Android Tricks
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    LOl I also read such funny signs –
    “Warning! Children left unattended will be sold to circus” lolz
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