Silly Sunday – Ageing Gracefully

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Ageing Gracefully

old-lady-fortyA doctor on his morning walk, noticed an old lady,
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food..
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Forty,” she replied. 🙄

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    Poor young thing. LOL – Getting old before her time. It must be the lack of exercise.
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  2. Marcia - Blogitudes
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    Yep. There has to be a price to pay for all that partying – otherwise we’d probably all be doing it. 🙂 Good one, Steve. Thank you!
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Yeah, but she’s having the time of her life. Bwahahahahahaha. Love this Steve.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday my friend. 🙂
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  4. Rosey says:

    hahahhahha well, that’s a funny funny! Have a great Sunday!

  5. Joyce
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    I’ve seen this one before. Pretty funny.
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  6. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! That’s telling the medical community!
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