Applications for a Gynaecologist Assistant Job

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  • Taking Applications for a Gynaecologist Assistant Job

     JobA retired man went into the Job Centre Plus in Bristol and saw a card advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the Job Centre Plus assistant for details.

    The assistant tapped in to the computer and read; “The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist.

    You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the gynaecologist’s examination, the annual salary is £35,000, and you’ll have to go 79 miles to Birmingham .

    “Good grief; is that where the job is?”

    “No — that’s where the end of the queue is right now.”


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    6 Responses to “Applications for a Gynaecologist Assistant Job”

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    1. Sleepshort Thailand says:

      Very good!
      Have a great week.

    2. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog
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      Hmmmm, not sure whether that’s what actually happens in a Job Centre LOLOL. But still made me laugh XXXXX

    3. Joyce
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      I guess so. Those dirty men.
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    4. Comedy Plus
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      Bwahahahahahahahaha. Ewwwwwww. Just saying.

      Have a terrific Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂
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    5. maggie winter
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      Excellent, thanks