Silly Sunday – Bees and Golf

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Bees and Golf

At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
The director of the winery wondered how to”nicely” send him away in this “all too Politically Correct” world.
He gave him a glass of their low end wine to drink.
The drunk sipped it and without the traditional sniffing or swirling said, “It’s a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”

“That’s correct”, said the boss.

Another glass…“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.”
“Correct.”

A third glass…
“It’s a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,” the drunk said calmly.

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary,secretly suggesting something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
The alcoholic tried it.
“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don’t get the job I’ll name the father.”



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  1. Jeff Albom
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    That’s a lot of talent.
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  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! He knows the business, and he knows how to give someone the business if he doesn’t get what he wants. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
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  3. Agent54
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    You’ve got to find your niche in this world. (I had to look up the word niche)
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  4. This drunk must have quite a tongue.

    Enjoy your afternoon Steveo the Great. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  5. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. He’s a smart one.

    Have a bee&golftastic Silly Sunday. 🙂
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  6. Mike Golch
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    Works for me!!!
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