Silly Sunday – Being Assertive

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Being Assertive

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled “You Can Be THE Man in Your House”.
He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced “From now on I’m running this show, and my word will be law. You’ll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m done eating it, you’ll serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner you’re going upstairs with me, and we’ll have any kind of sex that I choose!
Afterwards, you’re going to run me a relaxing bath. You’ll wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you’ll massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
The wife replied “The f…ing undertaker would be my first guess!”


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14 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Being Assertive”

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  1. mimi says:

    Gues that went over like a lead balloon! Happy Silly Sunday!
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  2. Agent 54
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    The boss knows who the boss really is.
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Yep, that’s my guess too.

    Have a fantabulous Silly Sunday. 🙂
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  4. Mike Golch
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    Yep,sounds about right.I’m the boss of this house,because I have my wife’s permission to say that.
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  5. Linda says:

    LOL! Indeed!

  6. Joyce
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    My guess, too.
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  7. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – Yes, that would be my first guess too.
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