Silly Sunday – A Blonde Story

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A Blonde Story
A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost Β£100, she exclaimed; “I don’t have any money! But I’d do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother.”
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). “Anything?” he asked?’

“Yes! Yes, anything!” the blonde promised.

“Well, then, just follow me”, said the man as he walked towards the next room.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
“Come in and close the door” the man said.
She did. He then said, “Now get on your knees.”
She did.
“Now take down my zip,” he instructed.
She did.’
“Now go ahead… Take it out…,” he said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands. She then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered… “Well…go ahead.”
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips… Tentatively she said…
“Hello Mum? Can you hear me?” 😯 :mrgreen:


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  1. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    And yep, that’s a blonde joke alright. Wow! She had only one thing on her mind, and she stuck with it. Good for her! πŸ™‚ Thanks for this silly laugh, Steve! Hope you have a marvelous day!
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  2. Lakshya Dhillon
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    Yes, it is…. πŸ™‚
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. She’s not very bright is she? And he’s not very good with his directions either.

    Have a sillytastic Silly Sunday Steve. πŸ™‚
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  4. Agent 54
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    Isn’t a Message a Message written in French?
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  5. Cranky says:

    Did not see that coming.

    Oh, neither did he!

  6. Joyce
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    LOL! Did Mum answer?
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  7. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Too funny!
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  8. Rajagopalan says:

    The poor blonde was so much pre-occupied that she sees a mobile instrument everywhere…!

  9. Rhonda Albom
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    Well, I didn’t expect that. Thanks for a good laugh.