Silly Sunday – The Blonde Wife’s Diary

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dear diaryMONDAY
It’s fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn’t dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can’t say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cakes. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY
Bob’s folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose. 😯


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14 Responses to “Silly Sunday – The Blonde Wife’s Diary”

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    She must be a blonde πŸ™‚
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  2. Rosey says:

    She better not make a chocolate moose, hahahahaha

  3. Agent 54
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    I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued Iguana.
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha. Bless her heart. She’s trying ever so hard.

    Have a sillytastic Sunday Steve. πŸ™‚
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  5. Joyce
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    Not the usual entries.
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  6. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Remind me not to borrow her recipe book!
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  7. Marti says:

    LOL, I enjoyed reading that!