Silly Sunday – Be Careful

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Be careful what you say in front of the kids!
A friend hosted a dinner party for our friends and their children.
During dinner my friend’s best friend Diane’s four year old, sitting opposite, stared at me continuously.
She could barely eat her food for staring .I checked my blouse for spot s felt my face for food, patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me, I tried hard to ignore her but finally it was too much for me, I finally asked her “Why are you staring at me?” and the table went quiet waiting for her response
The little girl said Iā€™m just waiting to see how you drink like a fish šŸ˜Æ

Hearing Problem
A man goes to the Doctor with hearing problems “Can you describe the symptoms to me”
“Yes…..Homer is a fat, yellow, lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair.” :mrgreen:

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  1. Agent 54
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    Do fish fart bubbles?
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  2. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    Seems to me that kids have extremely selective hearing. They never hear requests to clean their room. But the ALWAYS hear gossip etc. Worse yet – they never fail to bring it up again – until it’s the absolute worst time to do it. šŸ˜€ Loved this, Steve! Hope you have a great Sunday!
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  3. Comedy Plus
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    Marcia nailed this one. Kids will remember everything you want them to forget and not remember what you want them to. Bless their hearts. They are an embarrassment for years.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Steve. šŸ™‚
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  4. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Little pitchers have big ears!
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  5. Rocks
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    hahahaha!! I dare not ask šŸ™‚ Kids are way too honest!
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  6. Tony McGurk
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    The 2nd one I had to read 4 times then think about it a lot, then I got it. Ha Ha funny one Steve
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