Silly Sunday – Coffee & Testicles

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Coffee & Testicles

A guy goes into a Federal Government Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.” “Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?” “Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.” The interviewer says, “That will give you five extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?” The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.” The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Disabled in your the service. Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points.Okay. Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day” .
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?” “This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. “No point in you coming in for that.”



18 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Coffee & Testicles”

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  1. Rosey says:
    September 4, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    lol and that is the true environment of some work places!! 🙂

  2. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    September 4, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    That would be a great job for me because I scratch my balls all day long and I drink coffee a great deal during the day.

    Have a great scratching Sunday Steveo de Van Climax. See, I remembered your name my friend. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. mimi says:
    September 4, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    Heeheehee! That does sound like government work to me. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

  4. Comedy Plus
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    September 4, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Yep, that’s a government job. I could tell you what happens after 10am, but why spoil your joke.

    Have a coffeetastic Silly Sunday. 🙂

  5. Agent54
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    September 4, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    What? No multitasking?

  6. marg says:
    September 4, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    Too funny. Sounds like a winnner to me. At least you gained something. You have a great week end Steve.

  7. Rhonda Albom
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    September 4, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    That story brings a tear to my eye. Hehehe.

  8. Ann says:
    September 5, 2016 at 2:42 am

    Laughing…might as well sleep in…it’s probably better than hanging around watching his fellow employees…well, let’s just say, his new boss was right, “no point in him coming in two hours earlier for that.” At least his new boss was honest.

    Have a great weekend, Steve. 🙂

  9. Lux G.
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    September 5, 2016 at 7:03 am

    Hahahahaha! OMG!