Silly Sunday – Deaf Bookkeeper

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Deaf Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the money is.”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where’s the money?
Guido signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.” The lawyer tells the Godfather,
“He says He doesn’t know what you are talking about.”
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says, “Ask him again or I’ll kill him!”
The lawyer signs to Guido, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”
Guido trembles and signs back, “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer, “What did he say?”
The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the nerves to pull the trigger.”

Don’t you just love lawyers?


18 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Deaf Bookkeeper”

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  1. Tony McGurk says:
    November 1, 2015 at 9:33 am

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    Never trust Lawyers. I assume Guido didn’t make it…

  2. mimi says:
    November 1, 2015 at 11:38 am

    Heeheehee! Hope you have a great Silly Sunday!

  3. Sandy B says:
    November 1, 2015 at 12:36 pm

    Never trust a lawyer! Hahaha…

  4. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    November 1, 2015 at 1:19 pm

    So goin for another Italian joka, Ah? I’ll have to tella mya Godafader Guido to coma downa anda seea you mya friend and talka to youa abouta the joka. Ha,ha,ha,ha.

    Have a wonderful November 1st stevebethere. By the way, my football team, the Detroit Lions and feeling their football game today in Wembley stadium. See ya my friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  5. Comedy Plus says:
    November 1, 2015 at 2:33 pm

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    Yep, there are a lot of lawyers just like this one. Bwahahahahaha.

    Have a lawyertastic Silly Sunday. 🙂

  6. Mike Golch says:
    November 1, 2015 at 8:52 pm

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    Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! the bigger crook is the lying lawyer.

  7. Linda says:
    November 1, 2015 at 9:47 pm

    Typical of a lawyer! LOL!!! Hilarious, thanks so much for sharing, Steve! 🙂

  8. Joyce says:
    November 2, 2015 at 3:38 am

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    Not all lawyers are bad. LOL!

  9. Rhonda Albom says:
    November 2, 2015 at 10:05 am

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    Yep, never trust a lawyer. LOL