Silly Sunday – Deathbed

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On His Deathbed

Doug Smith is on his deathbed, knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
“So”, he says to them:
“Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.”
“Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall.”
“Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in Central London.”
“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the Thames.”
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she says ,
“Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property”.
Sarah replies, “Property? … the a*sehole had a paper route/round!” 😯

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  1. Rosey says:

    Hahaha, it took me a minute, we call it a paper route here. 🙂 That’s a good one!

  2. Marcia/Blogitudes says:

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    LOL!!!! Like Rosey, it took me a second to translate this into American (paper route)… but I got it and laughed out loud! Very funny! Great one Steve! 😀

  3. Steve says:

    They may divide up the paper round/route but the important question is… Who gets the bicycle to deliver the papers with?

    Have a great weekend!

    Steve

  4. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. A paper route. Thank goodness someone translated this for me. It’s early.

    Have a fabulous day Steve. 🙂

  5. Agent 54 says:

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    I had a paper route. Good old fashioned hard work. Kids today don’t know the value of hard work because of the internet and e-mail.

    Wow, I sound like my grandfather.

    Old fart Agent 54

  6. LUCKY LADY says:

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    didn’t see that coming lmao

  7. Tony McGurk says:

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    Ha!!! Didn’t expect that punchline Steve. I was expecting it to end with a Monopoly reference

  8. Binky says:

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    But it’s a top notch paper route!

  9. Rocks says:

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    I also thought of Monopoly! :))

  10. Rhonda Albom says:

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    LOL – I was thinking Monopoly also, paper route is much funnier 🙂

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    Now that is a man dedicated to his work.