Silly Sunday – DIY

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DIY

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out shopping. After finishing I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came home and prepared to take a shower. Before getting in the shower she got undressed and then sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, I got home and realised her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her. (Try to get a mental picture of this.)

Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, “Well, Doctor, I’ll bet you’ve never seen anything like this before.”

The doctor replied, “Actually I’ve seen lots of them… I just never saw one mounted and framed.” 😯




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10 Responses to “Silly Sunday – DIY”

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  1. mimi says:
    July 23, 2017 at 11:48 am

    Heeheehee! Let’s hope his doctoring abilities are as good as his quick wit.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
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  2. Sandee
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    July 23, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha. Well there you go.

    Have a tittertastic SSS. 🙂
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  3. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    July 23, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    I’m going to have to show my wife this blog of yours Steveo or maybe I’ll just tell her not to use the toilet seat. What do you think my friend? Ha,ha,ha, See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Marg says:
    July 23, 2017 at 9:08 pm

    Sure made me giggle. Or really laugh out loud. Good one Steve. You have a terrific Sunday.

  5. Rhonda Albom
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    July 24, 2017 at 9:13 am

    Oops. Should have brought a draw curtain.