Silly Sunday – Dogs

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Dogs

The dogs, they had a party
They came from near and far
Some dogs came by taxi and some dogs came by car
Each dog signed his name upon a special book
And each dog hung his asshole upon a special hook

One dog was not invited and this aroused his ire
He stormed into the party and loudly shouted “Fire”
The dogs got so excited they all forgot to look
But grabbed the nearest asshole, from off the nearest hook

This is a sad sad story, for it is very sore
To wear another’s asshole you’ve never worn before
And that is why when dogs roam
O’er land or sea or foam
They sniff each other’s assholes
In hope they’ll find their own.



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  1. Marcia/Blogitudes
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    Always wondered why they do that. Now I know. Thank you for enlightening me, Steve. Hope you have an excellent Sunday!
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  2. Rhonda Albom
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    Finally, an explanation that make sense. 🙂
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  3. Carol
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    A question that has always haunted me has now been answered. Great laugh for the morning.
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Well now we know why they do this. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous dogtastic day. 🙂
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  5. Rosey says:

    I knew there was a reason!

  6. Joyce
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    So that’s why they do it! I always wondered.
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