Silly Sunday – Oh! To Be Eight Again

Silly Sunday“Silly Sunday is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.
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Oh! To Be Eight Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.

‘I’d like to be eight again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Rice Crispies, and then took her to an Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra chips and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, an ice cream, and her favourite treat, M&M’s.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
‘I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!’ 😯

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong! 👿 :mrgreen:



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10 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Oh! To Be Eight Again”

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  1. mimi says:
    June 12, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    Heeheehee! At least he tried, didn’t he?
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  2. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    June 12, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Just smile and say that you’re wrong even if you’re right. That’s life my friend. Ha,ha,ha,ha.

    Have a wonderful Sunday Steveo. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Comedy Plus
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    June 12, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    Thanks for playing even though we’re on the road today. You’re such a trooper.

    Have a sillytastic Silly Sunday my friend. 🙂
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  4. Rhonda
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    June 13, 2016 at 12:29 am

    Yep. There is no hope for them.
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  5. Joyce
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    June 13, 2016 at 5:08 am

    I’d like to be eight again, too.
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