Silly Sunday – Make Me Feel Like A Woman

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Make Me Feel Like A Woman

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
‘I’m too young to die,’ she wails.
Then she yells, ‘If I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?’
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare, eyes riveted, at this desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a Jackeroo from Australia stands up in the rear of the plane.
He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair.
He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.
No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps.

'He whispers. ......


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10 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Make Me Feel Like A Woman”

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  1. Rosey says:

    Why that’s a dirty joke if ever I heard one! 🙂

  2. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Yep, that would take her mind off of things, too. Have a great Sunday!
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  3. That’s all that he wants? He’s stupid to just want a beer. Why not have two beers?

    Keep the warm weather back there in England and after send some to me. This morning the temperature was 23 degrees, wind chill 13 and snow. This week the baseball season begins. Their balls will be cold. See ya my good friend.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahahah. Not what she had in mind, but I can see some guys doing just this.

    Have a irontastic Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂
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  5. Rhonda Albom
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    LOL – typical Australian.
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