Silly Sunday – Forgiveness

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Foregiveness

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

‘Miss Joyce”; ‘Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’

‘I don’t have any.’ She replied, smiling sweetly.

‘Miss Joyce’, that is very unusual. How old are you?’

‘Ninety-eight.’ she replied.

‘Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?’

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
‘I outlived them.’ 👿 😉


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  1. Rhonda Albom says:
    November 2, 2017 at 6:46 am

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    I guess that’s one way to do it.

  2. indah nuria says:
    October 30, 2017 at 7:47 pm

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    Such a privileged old lady :p

  3. Cathy Kennedy says:
    October 30, 2017 at 10:49 am

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    Steve,

    This brings new meaning to having the last word. 🙂 Miss Joyce outliving them all! lol Thanks for the giggles!!

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  4. Paul F. Pietrangelo says:
    October 29, 2017 at 8:18 pm

    I just love that old lady. I’ll never reach 98 years of age, 100 sounds better to me. ha,ha,ha. See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  5. Sandee says:
    October 29, 2017 at 2:15 pm

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    Bwahahahahahaha. See I knew there was a good reason she didn’t have any enemies. Good one, Steve.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday, Steve. 🙂

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  6. mimi says:
    October 29, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    Heeheehee! Excellent strategy, one i hope i can employ.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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