Silly Sunday – Forgiveness

Silly SundaySilly Sunday is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process.
Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!


Foregiveness

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

‘Miss Joyce”; ‘Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’

โ€˜I don’t have any.’ She replied, smiling sweetly.

‘Miss Joyce’, that is very unusual. How old are you?’

‘Ninety-eight.’ she replied.

‘Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?’

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
‘I outlived them.’ ๐Ÿ‘ฟ ๐Ÿ˜‰


Tweet about this on TwitterShare on FacebookShare on Google+Share on LinkedInPin on Pinterest

12 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Forgiveness”

Read below or add a comment...

  1. mimi says:

    Heeheehee! Excellent strategy, one i hope i can employ.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
    mimi also recently posted..Cheap Show (Silly Sunday)My Profile

  2. Sandee
    Twitter ID:
    says:

    Bwahahahahahaha. See I knew there was a good reason she didn’t have any enemies. Good one, Steve.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday, Steve. ๐Ÿ™‚
    Sandee also recently posted..Silly SundayMy Profile

  3. I just love that old lady. I’ll never reach 98 years of age, 100 sounds better to me. ha,ha,ha. See ya Steveo.

    Cruisin Paul

  4. Cathy Kennedy
    Twitter ID:
    says:

    Steve,

    This brings new meaning to having the last word. ๐Ÿ™‚ Miss Joyce outliving them all! lol Thanks for the giggles!!
    Cathy Kennedy also recently posted..Friday Fun Stuff Halloween Sillies Edition #humorMy Profile

  5. indah nuria
    Twitter ID:
    says:

    Such a privileged old lady :p

  6. Rhonda Albom
    Twitter ID:
    says:

    I guess that’s one way to do it.

Witty Banter Zone...

*

CommentLuv badge