Silly Sunday – Getting Old

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Getting Old

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’
Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’
Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer..’

A man was telling his neighbour, ‘I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art.. It’s perfect.’
‘Really,’ answered the neighbour. ‘What kind is it?’
‘ Twelve thirty..’

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’
Morris replied, ‘Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”
The doctor said, ‘I didn’t say that.. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream
parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’
‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’ :mrgreen:

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  1. Abelle │ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    Old people are the funniest, aren’t they? ;o)

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  2. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. It’s hell to get old isn’t it. Well except for the guy with the hot mamma.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂

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  3. Marcia/Blogitudes says:

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    Getting old is no fun … but it makes for great jokes like these! LOL and thank you, Steve! 😀

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  4. Cranky says:

    All funny, but getting a little close to home!

  5. mimi says:

    Well, there’s always arthritis to look forward to, isn’t there! Funny jokes.

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  6. Joyce says:

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    These are good. Thanks for sharing.

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  7. Binky says:

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    We often hear what we want to hear.

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  8. Rhonda Albom says:

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    LOL- thanks for the giggles. The heart murmur guy is my favorite 🙂

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