Silly Sunday – The Golden Urinal

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The Golden Urinal

Man-barA chap comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and
is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

“Where the hell have you been all night?” she demands.

“At this new bar,” he says. “The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It’s got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal’s gold!”

The wife still doesn’t believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place in town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband’s story.

“Is this the Golden Saloon?” she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
“Yes it is,” bartender answers.
“Do you have huge golden doors?”
“Sure do.” “Do you have golden floors?”
“Most certainly do.”
“What about golden urinals?”
There’s a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, “Hey, Fred, I think I got a lead on the bloke that peed in your saxophone last night!” :mrgreen:

PS: [highlight]I spent 6 hours last night linking all my watches together to make a belt….. Turned out to be a waist of time.[/highlight]


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7 Responses to “Silly Sunday – The Golden Urinal”

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  1. Rosey says:

    Ruh roh, she got the fella’ into bigger trouble, it sounds like to me. 🙂

  2. mimi says:

    Um, well. Makes me wonder if she hung up fast!
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  3. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    He may have been off about the urinals, but at least he wasn’t lying. 😀 Thanks for the laugh this morning, Steve! Hope you have a wonderful day!
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahaha. Ewwwwwwwwww too. That was a good one Steve.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. 🙂
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  5. Carol
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    Beware the inquisitive wife! Thanks for my laugh of the morning.
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  6. Joyce
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    Ugh! Must be the bloke.
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  7. Rhonda Albom
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    Eeewww . . . just eeewww. LOL