Silly Sunday – Grandma’s Oranges

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Grandma’s Oranges

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up.

Suddenly, Lulu’s grandma came by.
Grandma asked, “Why are you standing in line here, dear?”
Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
“Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself,” Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes. When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, “Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?”
Grandma replied, “Oh, it’s easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck em’ dry.” The policeman fainted. :mrgreen:

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  1. Rhonda Albom
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    ouch. Hilarious. Poor granny when she found out the truth.
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  2. Oh my goodness. I couldn’t stop laughing. I could just picture the cop and the grandmother. Thanks for a good laugh this Sunday Steve. I’m still laughing. See ya.

    Cruisin Paul

  3. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    Definitely not the response the officer was expecting. LOL 😀 Sill laughing here too, Steve. Hope you have an excellent Sunday!
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. Well, there you go. Love this Steve.

    Have a orangetastic Silly Sunday. 🙂
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  5. Agent 54
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    They say 90 is the new 20 or something like that. Actually I’m feeling 54.
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  6. cranky says:

    Orange you glad I stopped by?

    Sorry, lame but that is all I got.

  7. Joyce
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    LOL! Lulu needs to be more honest.
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  8. Oh gosh that is HILARIOUS!
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  10. Caren Gittleman
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    Bwwwwah!!!!! Love it!