Silly Sunday – Grown Up Jokes

Silly Sunday“Silly Sunday is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, just have fun.

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Grown Up Jokes

Had an Irish mixed grill!!, New potatoes, roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes, waffles and hash browns with chips.

Got a text saying: “Congratulations you have won either £1000 cash or tickets to see Elvis Presley.
Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show…….”

A man walks into a crowded bar with a loaded gun and shouts “who’s been sh****ng my wife?” – voice in the back shouts “You don’t have enough bullets”…..

My wife just asked me if her appendix scar made her look unattractive. Apparently the response of “don’t worry babe, your tits cover it” wasn’t the answer she was looking for.

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  1. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. And that last one was answered way, way wrong.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday Steve. 🙂
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  2. Marcia @ Blogitudes
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    Definitely not the right come-back on that last one. Wow! She probably won’t be asking him anything else ever again. 😀 Great ones Steve as always. Thank you. 🙂
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  3. Joyce
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    LOL! The last one had me in stitches.
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  5. Rhonda Albom
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    The last one had me laughing out loud. So funny.