Silly Sunday – Honest

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StudentOur teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals …….very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders.” Guess where I am now…. 😯


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  1. Tony McGurk
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    I’m guessing back in the Principal’s office. Funny one Steve
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  2. Abelle β”‚ The Wows! and Oops! of Life says:

    Maybe the teacher had a bitter past with KFC ;o)
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  3. Marcia/Blogitudes
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    Ha! Poor kid! Teacher’s probably on a diet and doesn’t wanna even think about fried chicken let alone hear about it every time she asks a question. LOL πŸ˜€ Thanks Steve! Hope you have a great week!
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  4. Comedy Plus
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    Bwahahahahahahaha. I can guess where you are. Too funny.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. πŸ™‚
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  5. Steve says:

    My favorite animals is barbecued beef or barbecued pork ribs.

    Have a great silly week with yorr favorite animal

    Steve
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  6. Rosey says:

    hahaha, the teacher better just skip over him until he gets chicken off the brain!! πŸ™‚

  7. Agent 54
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    You have learned a powerful lesson young man.

    Honesty has a price that you have to pay.

    Here’s a couple of tips.

    1. When women ask how they look, don’t be honest. Beautiful dear is generally the correct answer.

    2. When people ask you how you are, they don’t want the latest medical report. Fine is the correct answer.

    3. “Yes Dear” Works in nearly all yes or no situations.
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  8. LUCKY LADY
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    agent 4 has it right but I bet you are right back in the office lol

  9. Good one. Thanks Steve! My homeschool kids don’t run into this type of problem πŸ™‚
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  10. mimi says:

    Teachers without a sense of humor really bug me, but this is funny!

  11. Joyce
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    Some people have no sense of humor.
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