Silly Sunday – Irish Test Kit

man_with_shovelPaddy, one of the little people, is planning to marry, he is, he is, so he goes to visit the king of little people and asks him how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

The king says, “aye Paddy, to be sure, all Irish humans use things for what they call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit a can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel.

Paddy asks “Aye, and to be sure, what do I do with these things oh King?”

The king of the fairies replies,

“Before ye climb into your bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red the other blue, If she says “That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever did see….!” You hit her with the shovel. :mrgreen:

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  1. Joyce says:

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    That would be a good test. Tee hee.

  2. Rhonda says:

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    LOL – I was wondering what the paint was for. Thanks for the silly laugh.

  3. Petro Neagu says:

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    Poor Paddy! Doesn’t he know Virgins ave been extincted for a few good years now?


  4. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog says:

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    LMFAO – luckily I’m still a virgin and my balls ain’t painted LOL X

  5. Comedy Plus says:

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    Bwahahahahahahaha. That’s one way of knowing for sure. Love it.

    Have a fantastic Silly Sunday. 🙂

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    Lot of criminals are caught the same way.