Silly Sunday – Irish Test Kit

man_with_shovelPaddy, one of the little people, is planning to marry, he is, he is, so he goes to visit the king of little people and asks him how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

The king says, “aye Paddy, to be sure, all Irish humans use things for what they call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit a can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel.

Paddy asks “Aye, and to be sure, what do I do with these things oh King?”

The king of the fairies replies,

“Before ye climb into your bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red the other blue, If she says “That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever did see….!” You hit her with the shovel. :mrgreen:

[one-half] Silly Sunday
[/one-half] [one-half last=”y”] “Silly Sunday is co-hosted by Laugh Quotes and Comedy Plus” click links to be transported over in a jokingly manner”
Tweet about this on TwitterShare on FacebookShare on Google+Share on LinkedInPin on Pinterest

6 Responses to “Silly Sunday – Irish Test Kit”

Read below or add a comment...

  1. Joyce
    Twitter ID:

    That would be a good test. Tee hee.
    Joyce also recently posted..Back From The FutureMy Profile

  2. Rhonda
    Twitter ID:

    LOL – I was wondering what the paint was for. Thanks for the silly laugh.
    Rhonda also recently posted..Police and Donuts For Silly SundayMy Profile

  3. Petro Neagu
    Twitter ID:

    Poor Paddy! Doesn’t he know Virgins ave been extincted for a few good years now?


  4. Ian@UnofficialChartBlog
    Twitter ID:

    LMFAO – luckily I’m still a virgin and my balls ain’t painted LOL X

  5. Comedy Plus
    Twitter ID:

    Bwahahahahahahaha. That’s one way of knowing for sure. Love it.

    Have a fantastic Silly Sunday. 🙂
    Comedy Plus also recently posted..Silly Sunday #71My Profile

  6. Lot of criminals are caught the same way.
    Art of RetroCollage also recently posted..The Chemical Landscape of CollageMy Profile